True Blood Season 1 and 2 Quotes


“Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger… with AIDS? In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with French fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat? Aw baby, it’s too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherf***er. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS. Well all you got to do is say hold the AIDS here. EAT IT! Bitch, you come into my house, you gonna eat the food the way I f***ing make it! you understand me? Tip your waitress.”

“Jesus and I agree to see other people, that doesn’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time.”

Bill Compton:

“You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ’cause you understand the mechanics of how something works doesn’t make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic.”


“A human with me at the end and human tears; 2000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.”


“Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they’re so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they’re quite a weapon.”


“How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don’t? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me and you wanna keep me from rescuing him because you’re afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I’m gonna be if we wait and something happens to him?”






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