True Blood Season 1 and 2 Quotes


“Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger… with AIDS? In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with French fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat? Aw baby, it’s too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherf***er. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS. Well all you got to do is say hold the AIDS here. EAT IT! Bitch, you come into my house, you gonna eat the food the way I f***ing make it! you understand me? Tip your waitress.”

“Jesus and I agree to see other people, that doesn’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time.”

Bill Compton:

“You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ’cause you understand the mechanics of how something works doesn’t make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic.”


“A human with me at the end and human tears; 2000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.”


“Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they’re so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they’re quite a weapon.”


“How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don’t? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me and you wanna keep me from rescuing him because you’re afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I’m gonna be if we wait and something happens to him?”






A.I Artifical Intelligence Quotes

Gigolo Joe:

“I think.. you’re afraid of letting go. I think you’re afraid of happiness. And this is starting to excite me. Are you afraid of seeing the stars… Patricia? I can show you how to reach them.”

“They made us too smart, too quick  and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made, because when the end comes, all that will be left is us.”


“Mommy loves Martin, because he is real and when I am real mommy’s going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me and listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me and tell me every day, a hundred times a day, that she loves me!”

Professor Hobby:

“The greatest single human gift – the ability to chase down our dreams.”





Junk Food Junkie

“Junk Food Junkie

What’s your biggest junk food weakness? Tell us all about it in its sugary, salty, glory.”


For me this is biscuits! I just simply cannot live without biscuits!

I am currently on a diet, which is not going so well, because my mum keeps buying me packets of biscuits. Put a chocolate bar or a cake in front of me and there’s a chance that I will resist it, but if you put a packet of biscuits in front of me the chance of resisting becomes pretty much invisible. It would be alright if I could be like “I’ll just eat one,” but that is never how it happens. I start with one, which leads to another and by the time I’m finished I’ll at best have half a packet left; that is if I haven’t eaten the whole packet!

The only way that my mum can stop me eating biscuits is by buying biscuits with raisins in, because seriously, who wants to eat raisins in a biscuit? Just like carrot cake, they are simply things that should not have been invented. They ruin the whole point of a naughty treat, by trying to add goodness in them and to me, that ruins the whole point.

Other than that hobnobs, cookies, custard creams… I’ll eat them all! But my ultimate favourite is chocolate digestives! I currently have a big packet of them in my drawer, along with a packet of hobnobs and a selection of pennywise and as per usual, just like I do with a roast dinner (roast potatoes, stuffing and Yorkshire puddings,) I always save the best until last! The only way I have not eaten that whole packet already is because I’ve been eating other biscuits instead at a fast pace, so that I can get to my chocolate digestives sooner, because for me, they are my biggest weakness.

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Quotes

Elena Gilbert:

“The worst day of loving someone is the day that you lose them.”

“I used to think the worst feeling in the world was losing someone you loved, but I was wrong. The worst feeling is the moment that you realise that you’ve lost yourself.”

“When he looks at me, all he sees is a broken toy.”

Stefan Salvatore:

“How many more ways are there for you to rip my heart out?”

Damon Salvatore:

“In the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer, is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life, where that somebody that you cared about used to be.”

“If you’re going to be bad, be bad with a purpose, otherwise you’re not worth forgiving.”

Katherine Pierce:

“The cure will only take away your immortality. Everything else you hate about yourself, you’ll still wake up with that in the morning.”


“It’s tragic they’re trying so desperately to fix something that isn’t broken.”

When I was sixteen

When I was sixteen, I felt like the whole world was against me.

My nan died a few months before my sixteenth birthday, so that year was filled with grief for the second mum that I had lost. She never got to see me turn sixteen, leave school or attend my prom.

After a physical fight between my mum and stepdad (not the first,) I finally called the police on him. Looking back now I know that what I did was the right thing, but at the time we lost our home and were struggling financially. We would have usually turned to my nan to help us out and take us in, but she was gone and we felt lost.

Over the years my life has slowly improved, although all of this has left me struggling with depression, but I’m just so glad that my sixteenth year is behind me now.

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

Damon Salvatore:

“You’re right, I don’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.”

“I can’t drink this all by myself. I mean I can, but then… Somebody’s getting naked.”

When people see good, they expect good. And I don’t want to live up to anyone’s expectations.

“Stefan Salvatore:

“I’m sorry. Your tone implies that I’m actually supposed to care.”

Damon: “You really have given up!”

Stefan: “Actually, this is my happy face.”


Alaric: “Suddenly you care who lives or dies?”

Damon: “I have a small list.”


Damon: “Damon Salvatore. Have we met?”

Kol: “I’ve met a lot of people and you don’t particularly stand out.”


Damon: “Act interested, she’s lonely… desperate.”

Caroline: “Clearly; she slept with you.”


Rebekah: “Honestly, I don’t know what my brother sees in you.”

Caroline: “Maybe he sees a challenge. See, unlike some other people, I don’t sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.”



The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Quotes

Elena Gilbert:

“I don’t question why everyone tries so hard to save me. You shouldn’t question why I try so hard to save everyone else.”

Stefan Salvatore:

“You wanna let yourself get killed? That’s not heroic, that’s tragic.”


Damon Salvatore:

“Don’t mistake the fact that we haven’t set you on fire in your sleep for trust.”

Katherine Pierce:

“Love… Hate, such a fine line. I can wait.”

“True love is not real unless it is returned.”